VENOM HEALER

Gu Masters can use Gu to kill or to heal.

Doctor, please save Mr. Lin!

Has this old man offended someone lately?

It's actually a V-V-V-V-VIP cabin ticket!

What did you mean just now?

Stop right now!

How could special effects scare Boss Yuan?

Just a bug. Suppress the soul, seize the spirit!

Teacher Lin, you're awake?

May I ask my savior's name? I'll reward you handsomely!

Teacher Lin, is he really some master?

I've already taught you the spell to forcibly boost your cultivation.

This damn fat guy dares to ruin my plans!

Speak, who else do you want to kill?

Hehe, you're dead meat this time!

Boss Yuan, so you poisoned me. Why?

Fatso, big words!

Mind giving it to me?

You're asking for it, fatso!

How... how is this possible?

This is the real Dawei.

Is the one outside gonna make a move, or must I invite you in?

It's over. I'm totally screwed.

Fatty Master, what do we do with him?

Is me, Fat Master Sun Dawei!

Eldest brother missed you so much!

Dawei, your medical skills are superb. Could you take a look?

The girls in the big city are so pretty!

This little fatty is your senior brother?

Got a country hen in there?

You're talking nonsense!

Security! Kick this troublemaker out!

No need. Just answer a few questions.

Senior Brother, can it be cured?

Why is it so noisy in the ward?

Let's begin. Have you found the cause?

Bluffing!

I'll show you right now!

Fight poison with poison. Watch closely!

He... he actually knows it!

No need. Just answer a few questions.

Senior brother, can you cure it?

Why is it so noisy in here? What are you arguing about?

Inner algae, you know this, right?

Bragging!

I'll show you right now!

Fight poison with poison. Watch closely!

My senior brother is that badass?

My son, you're finally back!

It's so good you're back, so good!

Wenwen, he's your own brother!

Wenwen, is that how you talk to your brother?

Why isn't it scared?

It's fine, it's just a baby!

Bro, this Black Widow is so cool!

Bro, my real bro, you're my idol now!

Yo, Miss Sun giving away money again?

Haha, he sounds like he's driving a tractor!

Haha, he's done for.

Hit me on the curves, and hit me on the straights!

Look how many guys I have!

Don't touch my sister!

Wait, I do! Fatty's got money!

Hehe, uh, you officers are truly sharp-eyed!

Zhang Langhua, if you don't confess, I'll make sure you rot in prison!

What did you say?

Hehe, I understand. If I pull this off, can it count as a meritorious service?

Hey, you asked for it!

Any lies will damn you to hell!

I'll talk! I'll tell you everything!

Anyone else need help with an interrogation?

This is too much!

Is someone targeting us?

Private property. Get lost!

Don't run your mouth anymore!

Dad, the Sun family is doomed this time, right?

Serves them right!

Your Grandpa Sun is here!

Where did this brat come from? How dare he!

Isn't this Third Junior Brother?

You would've killed them today!

Disrespecting my Eldest Brother? You want to die?!

Who dares to act wild here?

Fatso, let go of Master Gu!

Getting cocky, huh?

So soft.

Hey, you ran into me yourself!

Master Gu, is your senior brother really that awesome?

So he's great at field combat?

Send Mad Bull and Hound to the Sun family. Bring Sun Dawei to the base.

What insurance and credit cards?

Not going. Fatty's busy.

Hmph, you want to do this the hard way!

Hey, this is a rare specimen, not food.

Who's this?

This is our, uh... *cough*... specially appointed expert.

This is our newly acquired venomous spider. Scientific name: Lie. Very rare.

We've simulated the optimal habitat for them.

You're obviously abusing them.

What did you say?

If that's not abuse, what is? Young people shouldn't talk nonsense if they don't understand.

This gunfire isn't a firefight. Could it be an execution?

You all better fucking stay alive for Fatty!

Captain Tang, hope you've been well.

Betraying us?

You can't give me what I want!

Don't worry!

Let them go! Yes. Hmm, so there's a survivor.

That gunfire isn't a firefight. An execution?

You all better stay fucking alive for Fatty!

Captain Tang, hope you've been well.

Betraying us?

You can't give me what I want!

You're my pledge of loyalty. I'll kill you one by one myself!

Let them go! Yes. Hm, so there's a survivor.

What is this?

Shit, this bug is sucking my blood!

Ugh, help me!

Where did these leeches come from? Help! Ah. Fuck! Yah! Ah! Ah!

Shut up!

Are you sure?

Hmph, it took no effort to summon them. And you?

Are you forcing my hand?

Go ahead, young friend.

How about now, young friend?

You didn't say they had to be alive!

How will you compensate me?

Golden Silkworm, go!

Such thick skin!

Fatty, dodge!

Whoa, that was close!

The sun comes out, I climb the hill.

What are you waiting for?

Singing for my girl to hear!

Golden Silkworm, go!

Such thick skin!

Fatty, dodge!

That was close!

When the sun comes out, I climb the hill.

What are you waiting for?

I sing for my girl to hear!

Is this a master's weird quirk?

Holy shit!

That's mine! Give it back!

Fire Dragon Fruit!

Who'd have thought! Heaven doesn't forsake Sun Dawei!

Oh, I couldn't possibly accept this!

Uh, you're too polite, uh, way too polite!

Fatty, spare me! From now on, I, Dirk, am your dog!

I only undid half the Soul-Breaking Array. If you betray me...

Uh, I wouldn't dare! Absolutely not!

Dawei, come out with me for a bit.

Fatty has principles. No paying with your body!

I'm paying for everything.

Including food?

Boss, looking at your full forehead...

No, look at the color, Zhengyang green!

The cut really paid off!

It would've been worth hundreds of millions, but now it's heavily discounted!

Jade wrapping gold, formed in a year. The gold truly follows the jade's heart!

Man, what terrible luck!

Who are you?

Hey, by the way, which department is the school beauty in?

Get lost!

Found it!

Do all boys' dorms smell this good?

Hey, do you work out?

There's a pervert!

Uh, it's a misunderstanding! Alright, I'll pay the compensation.

Sun Dawei, you pervert, you scumbag!

You have zero self-control.

With me here, you'll never pass this class!

Abusing my power?

Memorize it all in a week?

What if I do?

So good. Hehe, then kiss me in public. Deal!

Heh, that teacher's lips were pretty soft today.

Too bad Fatty's doomed. The Nine Yin Death Vein flared up. Only got two weeks left.

Earth Map, Earth Map... Never even heard of it. Where am I supposed to find it?

Could an enemy Gu Master be here?

I'm terrified. What kind of monster is that?

Holy crap! One spray of that venom and I'm a goner!

Two heads, eagle claws, crocodile tail... It's a Ning!

We've poked a hornet's nest!

Dawei, are you out of your mind calling at this hour?

Unless you want Shangjing to be a dead city, get here now!

Cut the crap, watch the site yourself!

You better have a good explanation for this, or else!

What... what kind of monster is this?

Is this fucking Jurassic Park?

You know this monster?

Forcing a cultivation boost will make you explode!

Fatty, I can call in a missile strike to blow them up.

Old man, set up the array!

Great Extinction Array. Never thought I'd see it in my lifetime. Pity a genius like Mr. Sun will die here today.

Do me a favor.

Don't jinx it.

If you dare die, I'll snap this card!

Wake up and pee, little monsters!

Hey, perfect timing!

Lord Fatty is plump and juicy! Come get a taste if you want!

Is this the price of forcing a breakthrough?

Hmm, not enough. This little power can't feed the Great Extinction Array.

With my blood, shatter the void! Open!

Why is it so cold all of a sudden? Mist and wind, rise!

Up the mountain, hurry!

Sun Dawei!

Pupils slow to react to light.

Save him, save him now!

Let me see. Qi and blood depleted, meridians withered. He's at death's door!

Wh-what did you say?

It's up to fate now.

David, what did you say?

Extra sugar in the braised pork.

You foodie.

Where's Dad?

Don't ask. Bro, let's go get a good meal to calm our nerves.

White BMW ahead, pull over! Stop! That body is illegal!

Too much traffic, we lost them!

Ugh, big boobs, no brains. My turn!

Sit tight, Fatty's taking you for a ride!

I'll make my own road, hold on tight!

Watch out!

So thick-skinned, it hurt my hand.

You've got some moves, fatso.

Too many of them. I'll cover you, you grab that bike and get out.

Lord Fatty's been in the hospital for days. Time for a workout.

Hehehe, just a fat guy. Get him! Ugh. Ah!

Master, sp-spare me!

My face!

Wh-what is this?

Soul-Destroying Gu?

A Gu is a restriction planted in a living person. The moment they think of betrayal, like him, they explode instantly.

Only evil cultivators would use such despicable means!

It's the remnant forces! Jijikadeng, absolute intent, pursue!

What a grand setup!

The real deal!

Dream on! Third Eye, open! Hehe, found it.

Fine, I'll piss venom and stink you to death!

To possess the Golden Silkworm natal Gu... You're finally out.

Reaching the Realm of Commanding All Things so young... Are you from Xijiang too?

Did you raise those cows earlier?

Nothing much. You freak, you deserve to die!

Petty tricks.

Qiaqia Huke, scram! What? An instant cast?

Essence blood breaks the array, open!

You actually know essence blood breaks arrays.

Heh, so what if you break the array?

You can't hurt me at all!

Watch out!

Hahaha, Spear Strike Curse!

You know it too?

You won't get away with this!

Hehehe, you should cherish your life, kid!

This blood infused with pure sorcery is a great tonic for him!

You old fool, you fell for it!

What's happening?

My Life Gu!

When the Life Gu dies, its master perishes!

Little ones, come out! Chow time!

Suck it, suck all the poison out.

Ah, my poor babies, Fat Master's heart aches for you.

There's a place like this behind the wall!

Jackpot! Fat Master hit the jackpot!

Th-This is the Difu Map!

Investigate this to the end!

That fat guy is in there. I want him dead!

Good. There's a heavy reward once it's done.

The victim's family is out of control! Come quick and keep the peace!

Fatty, stay put.

Uh, buddy, got any water?

Sun Dawei, look into the void and listen to me carefully.

You've committed an unforgivable crime!

10 million in gold bars, almost mine!

Grandpa, they're killing me! Hurry, bring backup!

You weren't hypnotized?

You've been fucking with me!

What do you think?

Even the Swap King Snake is afraid of you?

Don't shoot! I'm a cop, one of us!

Ugh, ah!

A knife-wielding cop, huh?

Ouch, it hurts!

Your skin is thicker than a city wall.

We caught the guy surnamed Xue outside. He hired the killer.

Boss Xue?

Uh, what? What's wrong? Hound, Hound!

This poison is too aggressive. I gave him all the standard serums, but there's no response. It's only getting worse.

Nonsense! This is a mixed toxin. Random serums are a death sentence!

Are you crazy?

Back away from Fatty!

H-how is this possible?

You scared me to death!

Captain, he's having a feast!

Wow, this duck head is pretty good!

Go put these on the rack.

I'll prep first!

Let's get to work!

What's that smell?

Are they brewing medicine or making poison?

Step back! The stench turned fragrant. Yes. I'm not dead.

Fatty, the car's ready. Let's charge right over!

Where to?

The morgue?

Uh, going in there in the middle of the night? Kid, are you sure about this?

Relax, old man. I run hot.

Within an hour, no matter what you hear, don't open the door.

Dawei, are you sure?

Dawei, it's complicated inside. You sure you can handle it alone?

Still joking at a time like this?

Get lost!

Yep, hehe, thanks for the treat, energy fully charged!

What's this?

Take this knife to clear the way.

You fat bastard, make it back alive!

Crap, this ancestor isn't wearing his earpiece!

Fatty here specializes in dealing with tough guys!

Three left, three right, Bone-Cracking Grab, Sun's Five-Whip Strike!

This fatty is ruthless!

You can really take a hit!

No, don't, yamete!

Oh, finally decided to come out?

Fine, little fatty, in the name of the ninja, we challenge you!

A whole group against just me?

Taking turns? You make a gang beatdown sound so elegant.

You guys are sick!

Are you brain-dead? I'm just one guy. How can I save anyone from dozens of swords?

Is your boss really this stupid?

What a coincidence.

Release him! I'll kill this fat guy myself! What an idiot.

Luck, that was pure luck!

Go to hell!

Stay away from me!

Hmph, no, it's called being a relentless pest!

Shatter!

Ahahaha, y-you did that on purpose?

Hehe, an accident, purely an accident, haha. Baka! I...

David, behind you!

Is that it?

Back at you!

Killing you outright would be too easy on you, you dog.

No, please no!

Promise Fatty, at least let him have it three times!